can’t wait to fuck a tree tonight

omg omg my mom is having a complete breakdown because our insurance company are fucking douches and she’s so so upset i don’t know how to help her she’s bawling and i’m about to cry this is so unfair they can’t treat her so badly she’s the best person in the world stop omg

Mondays are fine. Its your life that sucks.
Ricky Gervais  (via w-ildfires)


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